(Breaking news: Looks like the Clinton camp has reversed course. Social media will be allowed. All just a big misunderstanding. Yeah, OK; whatever.)
According to a story here, former US president Bill Clinton has banned Facebook, Twitter, live blogging, and all forms of social media during his speech at Salesforce’s Dreamforce convention in December.
I wonder how his entourage plans to enforce this? Are they planning on the secret service Tasering clandestine Tweeters and a quick trip to a secret prison? Maybe some DoD/Starwars type signal blockers? I hadn’t planned on doing anything other than taking paper and pencil notes for a later column, but now I feel almost duty bound to defend the constitution by updating my Facebook status.
My friends, if I go silent during the keynote, AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!
- ▼ November (4)